SA Hunter: 20.4mm rain so far this week. Unfortunately a lot of places in SA didn't get a drop.
May 2, 2019 19:12:56 GMT 10
spinifex: Fingers crossed for another 20-30mm in the next week! At least its enough to get some paddock feed germinating and some early sown oats and canola up and running. We have some adult chooks that have never seen rain before. They are confused.
May 2, 2019 19:49:17 GMT 10
spinifex: If you listen carefully you'll hear a couple hundred thousand collective horsepower of tractor and the whine of air-seeder fans running thru the night.
May 2, 2019 19:55:14 GMT 10
SA Hunter: Yeah, they are madly seedling atm. How are you? Hiya Rem.
May 2, 2019 19:56:37 GMT 10
spinifex: Peachy. I've been impersonating a vampire today. Sucking blood out of livestock for testing.
May 2, 2019 20:02:14 GMT 10
SA Hunter: Hope your teeth aren't too sore?
May 2, 2019 20:15:06 GMT 10
SA Hunter: Hi all - we have added a new thread "How Are You Travelling"? So, how are you all travelling?
May 6, 2019 21:20:50 GMT 10
WolfDen: Hello everyone. I hope your week is going well!
May 7, 2019 9:48:37 GMT 10
SA Hunter: Hi all - another 10.2mm rain, more coming. Hope you are all keeping well.
May 9, 2019 10:41:49 GMT 10
spinifex: over 40mm in 10 days. Green feed now up. Happier days ahead for farmers and their livestock. (In our district)
May 10, 2019 8:43:20 GMT 10
Joey: Supposed to rain for 4 days where I am starting tomorrow. Will be interesting to see how much rain I get out of the TC Ann by the time its effects reach the Qld coast
May 12, 2019 19:00:13 GMT 10
SA Hunter: Got the weekend off, so, 15-18mm rain forecast. Oh well! Guess I'll get wet at my bol!
May 14, 2019 22:46:13 GMT 10
WolfDen: Have fun SA haha
May 15, 2019 8:53:39 GMT 10
spinifex: Wild mushroom season has started here. Surprised any have come up given the long dry spell we've had.
May 18, 2019 16:46:49 GMT 10
jonasparker: Looks like you all had a really good election down there!
May 19, 2019 3:16:23 GMT 10
WolfDen: Yep and it was a good result in the end
May 19, 2019 9:05:12 GMT 10
spinifex: power failure here for the last 15 hours. I must have pre-visioned it as I actually had my gen set out yesterday morning giving it a run for the first time in perhaps a year and doing some critical maintenance on it so it starts first pull.
May 19, 2019 9:55:21 GMT 10
milspec: Great timing Spinifex
May 19, 2019 10:35:21 GMT 10
spinifex: Spent an hour getting an elderly relations gen-set running. New B&S engines are less tolerant of old fuel than 20 year old Honda engines. Required complete fuel drain before start. Now ready for a night with high wind that might cause more black-outs
May 19, 2019 13:59:01 GMT 10
WolfDen: I hope everyone enjoys their Friday! Looking forward to the weekend! Hope everyone has a good'n!
May 24, 2019 10:26:13 GMT 10
Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick. No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. I’m jealous of people that don’t know you! My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works. Behind every fat woman there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, your in the way. Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people. They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured. I can lose weight, but you’ll always be ugly. Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma. You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard. Of course I talk like an idiot, how else would you understand me? My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face. Are you always this stupid or is today a special occasion?
Last Edit: Jan 1, 2019 11:30:57 GMT 10 by SA Hunter
A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, ‘You should’ve been here at 8.30!’ He replies. ‘Why? What happened at 8.30?’
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. ‘This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it you.’ The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, ‘Which do you want, son?’ The boy takes the quarters and leaves. ‘What did I tell you?’ said the barber. ‘That kid never learns!’ Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. ‘Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?’ The boy licked his cone and replied, ‘Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!’
I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please." He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?" "Nah, she can order for herself." And that's when the fight started...
A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.
The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man "Holy crap. That must be my husband!" So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked he jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go. A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, "I AM your husband!" The woman yelled back, "Yeah, then why were you RUNNING?" And that's when the fight started...
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?" And that's when the fight started...
A nurse was on duty in the A&E when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered . . It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for an immediate operation.. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read
. .'Keep off the grass'
Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which read 'Sorry . . . Had to mow the lawn.'