Tim Horton
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Post by Tim Horton on Sept 12, 2020 11:54:45 GMT 10
In the US it is said that if you go by signs in yards alone.....
Joe Biden will come in at 3rd place behind Donald Trump and Garage Sale....
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Post by SA Hunter on Sept 12, 2020 16:18:38 GMT 10
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Post by SA Hunter on Sept 12, 2020 17:48:36 GMT 10
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Post by SA Hunter on Sept 12, 2020 17:50:51 GMT 10
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Post by SA Hunter on Sept 12, 2020 17:56:05 GMT 10
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sonic
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Post by sonic on Sept 12, 2020 18:01:28 GMT 10
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Post by SA Hunter on Sept 12, 2020 18:03:10 GMT 10
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kelabar
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Post by kelabar on Sept 12, 2020 18:27:31 GMT 10
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Post by SA Hunter on Sept 16, 2020 14:52:03 GMT 10
"I gather that in heaven there were two queues. The notice above one said, 'Henpecked husbands,' and the second read 'Husbands not henpecked.' The first queue was much the longer, while there was only one man in the second. St. Peter asked him, 'What are you doing here?' The man said: 'Well, I don't know, my wife said I should come here.'"
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Post by SA Hunter on Sept 16, 2020 14:52:18 GMT 10
"One day Adam went off on his own and returned home very late. As far as Eve knew, they were the only two people in the garden. But just in case, she waited until Adam was asleep and then she counted his ribs."
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kelabar
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Post by kelabar on Sept 17, 2020 0:28:39 GMT 10
Another blood one: Someone asked me if I wanted to give blood the other day. My reply of "Does it have to be mine?" effectively stopped the conversation!
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kelabar
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Post by kelabar on Sept 17, 2020 18:53:12 GMT 10
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kelabar
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Post by kelabar on Sept 19, 2020 19:48:18 GMT 10
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kelabar
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Post by kelabar on Sept 27, 2020 20:02:05 GMT 10
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Post by SA Hunter on Sept 29, 2020 22:42:15 GMT 10
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Post by SA Hunter on Sept 29, 2020 22:45:05 GMT 10
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Post by SA Hunter on Sept 29, 2020 22:48:29 GMT 10
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Post by SA Hunter on Sept 29, 2020 22:49:56 GMT 10
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Post by SA Hunter on Sept 30, 2020 23:03:32 GMT 10
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Post by SA Hunter on Oct 5, 2020 19:48:09 GMT 10
Yesterday I got my permit to carry a firearm.
So, today I went over to the local Gun shop to get a 9 mm handgun for home/personal protection.
When I was ready to pay for the pistol and ammo, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to the government about gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader!
As a senior citizen, I do not get flustered often, but this time it took me a while to get my pants back on. I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to seniors a little more clear.
I still don't think I looked that bad! I just need to wear underwear more often.
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