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Post by spatial on Jul 9, 2017 9:57:24 GMT 10
Wife keeps a cattle prod next to the bed, personally I think it is a gimmick.
If one ad to hid the intruder in the face with the two prongs or eyes it might be a deterrent.
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Post by feralemma on Jul 9, 2017 12:58:38 GMT 10
Wife keeps a cattle prod next to the bed, personally I think it is a gimmick. If one ad to hid the intruder in the face with the two prongs or eyes it might be a deterrent. Yeah while getting hit with a jigger hurts, it's not going to stop someone. |
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Post by paranoia on Jul 9, 2017 13:14:11 GMT 10
Wife keeps a cattle prod next to the bed, personally I think it is a gimmick. If one ad to hid the intruder in the face with the two prongs or eyes it might be a deterrent. ...next to the bed hey.  Nudge nudge, Say no more! |
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Post by Morgo on Jul 9, 2017 13:33:19 GMT 10
Hmm, looking around the room; 2x swords (real not gimmicks) one is a hand and a half sword the other is a Rapier. A couple Spyderco folders on the shelf A Esse 6 on a shelf near the door to this room A compound bow on the top shelf with arrows A draw full of knives approx 20. Folders, fixed b;ades and a tomahawk A pelican case full of Spydercos/ZT's approx 30 A pelican case with 8-10 Busse fixed blades A spear gun A hand spear A traditional English longbow and arrows Oh and the main handgun safe  This is of course the man cave room. |
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Post by Joey on Jul 9, 2017 13:47:14 GMT 10
Wife keeps a cattle prod next to the bed, personally I think it is a gimmick. Meanwhile, in Spatials' bedside drawer....
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Post by token on Jul 9, 2017 14:48:33 GMT 10
A deep fryer full of hot oil as I'm cooking chicken parmies and chips for dinner 😂 the hot oil should stop them in their tracks! BRUTAL!!!! but i love it. Me, im John Wick, so i only need a pen... |
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Post by spatial on Jul 9, 2017 16:34:36 GMT 10
Wife keeps a cattle prod next to the bed, personally I think it is a gimmick. Meanwhile, in Spatials' bedside drawer....
Well plenty of items to restrain an intruder! all the online YouTube etc prepepr vids etc say get out there and practice with your preps.. A good reminder to get more practice in......... |
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Post by spatial on Jul 9, 2017 16:43:53 GMT 10
Good for other intruders (spiders) after you have been 'bitten'.
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Post by feralemma on Jul 9, 2017 22:08:10 GMT 10
A deep fryer full of hot oil as I'm cooking chicken parmies and chips for dinner 😂 the hot oil should stop them in their tracks! BRUTAL!!!! but i love it. Me, im John Wick, so i only need a pen... I would have removed the chips first tho....no point in wasting dinner 😂 |
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Post by token on Jul 9, 2017 23:16:22 GMT 10
BRUTAL!!!! but i love it. Me, im John Wick, so i only need a pen... I would have removed the chips first tho....no point in wasting dinner 😂 Why of course, but what about the chicken for the parma's? lol no use feeding a house invader whilst you melt the skin off his face, hands, head and neck lol |
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Post by feralemma on Jul 10, 2017 2:17:38 GMT 10
I would have removed the chips first tho....no point in wasting dinner 😂 Why of course, but what about the chicken for the parma's? lol no use feeding a house invader whilst you melt the skin off his face, hands, head and neck lol Lol I cook chicken parmies in the oven so they would have been safe 😉 |
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Post by token on Jul 10, 2017 19:37:29 GMT 10
Why of course, but what about the chicken for the parma's? lol no use feeding a house invader whilst you melt the skin off his face, hands, head and neck lol Lol I cook chicken parmies in the oven so they would have been safe 😉 lol |
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Post by Ammo9 on Jul 10, 2017 20:30:22 GMT 10
Rocking the esee 6 on my track pants tonight.
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Post by Pasta Deefa on Jul 10, 2017 20:46:04 GMT 10
Putting the little one to bed, so if I miss throwing the MacBook at their head my last resort in arms reach is a 3ft long My Little Pony. I can imagine the look of terror in their eyes now.
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Post by paranoia on Jul 10, 2017 22:04:10 GMT 10
Putting the little one to bed, so if I miss throwing the MacBook at their head my last resort in arms reach is a 3ft long My Little Pony. I can imagine the look of terror in their eyes now. Burglar comes in while you're putting the kids to bed? Bad move...
*deploys the lego caltrops*
My little pony in one hand, ikea chair in the other... charge at the intruder screaming "Friendship is magic!!!!"
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Post by Ammo9 on Jul 10, 2017 23:14:16 GMT 10
Just FYI... esee 6 opens the f*ck out of an oven wedges packet! Haha
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Post by frontsight on Jul 11, 2017 12:31:39 GMT 10
My heavy pen with glass break tip and Fisher space ink insert (so that it writes in most conditions and less likely to leak). Car key with tip "worn" and pointy (still works).
My winter jacket can be taken off as defensive tools against knife attacks.
Coffee mug, computer screen and the chair I am sitting on.
Steel toe cap shoes, forget fancy kicks, go for the nuts/behind the knee, shin even.
In the car: leatherman and a trench shovel sharpened on one side.
I collect swords so there is one just about any conrner of my house except the bathroom where I keep a new mop handle (mop stored in cupboard just in case). Shinny pretty "fantasy" knife on display stand next to night stand (its actually 9260 spring steel plated to give it a toy like look). On top of my safe, there Is a small amount of ammo stored in the worst lockable case I could find so I could rip it open with ease (its ok in NsW), I think it would take 20s from the furthest corner of the house to a loaded 38 in hand.
And yeah, lots of insect sprays around the house
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Post by feralemma on Jul 11, 2017 18:00:49 GMT 10
Putting the little one to bed, so if I miss throwing the MacBook at their head my last resort in arms reach is a 3ft long My Little Pony. I can imagine the look of terror in their eyes now. Burglar comes in while you're putting the kids to bed? Bad move...
*deploys the lego caltrops*
My little pony in one hand, ikea chair in the other... charge at the intruder screaming "Friendship is magic!!!!"
*Bows down to superior defence mechanism* lego trumps everything 😂 |
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Post by shinester on Jul 12, 2017 13:53:09 GMT 10
4C.. maglite. I practice with it a few times a week.
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Post by Frank on Jul 14, 2017 17:55:40 GMT 10
Sitting on the couch in a hotel room.......TV remote it is
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