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Post by token on Oct 26, 2016 9:27:27 GMT 10
bahaha, i almost lost my coffee when i scrolled down and saw this bahahaa, funny as!
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Post by ziggysdad on Oct 27, 2016 9:14:43 GMT 10
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Post by ziggysdad on Oct 27, 2016 9:15:11 GMT 10
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Post by token on Oct 27, 2016 18:07:52 GMT 10
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Post by token on Oct 27, 2016 18:08:35 GMT 10
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Post by token on Oct 27, 2016 18:09:10 GMT 10
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Post by token on Oct 27, 2016 18:09:53 GMT 10
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Post by token on Oct 27, 2016 18:10:33 GMT 10
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Post by token on Oct 27, 2016 18:11:14 GMT 10
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Post by token on Oct 27, 2016 18:12:12 GMT 10
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Post by Peter on Oct 27, 2016 23:32:02 GMT 10
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Post by Joey on Oct 28, 2016 7:46:56 GMT 10
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
20, 1 to change it, 19 to complain about it's a mans job
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Post by token on Oct 28, 2016 17:22:35 GMT 10
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? 20, 1 to change it, 19 to complain about it's a mans job haha, reminds me of 'why does it take two women with PMT to change a light bulb? Answer: COS IT JUST DOES OK!!!
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Post by Peter on Oct 28, 2016 17:48:59 GMT 10
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
One. Germans are efficient.
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Post by Joey on Oct 28, 2016 19:28:09 GMT 10
An extension to my feminist cha gong light bulb..
It's actually 12:
One to screw it in, one to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination, one to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination, one to suggest the whole "screwing" bit to be too "rape-like", one to deconstruct the lightbulb itself as being phallic, one to blame men for not changing the bulb, one to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it, one to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light bulbs, one to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light bulbs, one to advocate that lightbulb changers should have wage parity with electricians, one to alert the media that women are now "out-lightbulbing" men, and one to just sit there taking pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary.
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Post by remnantprep on Oct 28, 2016 20:13:24 GMT 10
An extension to my feminist cha gong light bulb.. It's actually 12: One to screw it in, one to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination, one to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination, one to suggest the whole "screwing" bit to be too "rape-like", one to deconstruct the lightbulb itself as being phallic, one to blame men for not changing the bulb, one to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it, one to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light bulbs, one to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light bulbs, one to advocate that lightbulb changers should have wage parity with electricians, one to alert the media that women are now "out-lightbulbing" men, and one to just sit there taking pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary. So the question is..."Did the light bulb actually get changed?"
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Post by token on Oct 28, 2016 20:54:48 GMT 10
One Sunday at church 300 folk can be heard singing hymns in church when satan suddenly appeared at the pulpit.
Folk started screaming and running over one another heading for the exits and when it was all over in a flurry there sat an old man, lifeless, without any expression of interest, arms folded in the 3 row.
Satan looked at him with interest and asked 'do you know who i am?' The man replied 'yep, sure do'.
Satan asked 'and your not afraid of me?' The man replied 'nope'.
Satan then proceeded to set the curtains and carpet of the church on fire with the wave of his hands, flames drew high up the walls but the man still sat there with the same lifeless uninterested expression, not even a flinch.
Satan asked him 'are you not afraid of what ive just done?' the man replied 'nope'.
Satan then proceeded to scream with the most horrifying screams of murderous terror and rage, sounds that were out of this world and would blow eardrums to pieces, the walls shook and the windows cracked under such terror'
But the man still sat there with the same dull uninterested look, arms folded and not even a flinch.
Satan asked the man, 'are you not afraid of even this that i have done?' The man replied with eyes rolling and a sigh 'nope'.
Then satan enraged began to point to items in the church everywhere, including bench seats and throw then at the walls of the church, hurling things into each other in mid flight, oh what a terrible noise, and mess and carnage it was, yet the man didnt budge an inch.
Satan was shocked, he needed to know how this man had such resolve, how he could sit there lifeless as if this all was nothing, so desperately he asked the man, 'how is it that your not afraid of me?'
To this the man replied 'been married to your sister for 50 years!'
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Post by ziggysdad on Oct 28, 2016 21:31:03 GMT 10
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Post by ziggysdad on Oct 28, 2016 21:32:20 GMT 10
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Post by doomsdayprepper4570 on Nov 1, 2016 11:05:54 GMT 10
Rob Gray and the Solicitor
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in Gin Gin Queensland. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a prepper Rob's field on the other side of a fence.
As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly bearded gent drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.
The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it."
The old prepper replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."
The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in Queensland and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own."
The old prepper smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in Gin Gin . We settle small disagreements like this with the 'Three Kick Rule.'"
The lawyer asked, "What is the 'Three Kick Rule'?"
The prepper replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, I get to go first. I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up."
The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old prepper slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel toed work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees!
His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth.
The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear end, sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie that the scrub turkeys had been digging in! The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and remaining strength and very slowly managed to get to his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, you old fart. Now it's my turn."
The old prepper smiled and said, "Nah, I give up. You can have the duck."
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