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Jul 8, 2020 20:52:09 GMT 10
SA Hunter: Hi all - been away for a few days - messaged the owner to try to fix the storage problem.
Jul 9, 2020 21:05:23 GMT 10
Joey: use www.imgbb.com for hosting photos off site to free up resources, it's free to use compared to photobucket
Jul 10, 2020 1:17:50 GMT 10
SA Hunter: 11mm last 2 days. Damn cold though.
Jul 12, 2020 1:02:26 GMT 10
blueshoes: Hey does anyone know where that thread was on "masks don't work" vs "masks do work"... i think @bce posted a really good article with links and explanations for the science
Jul 13, 2020 16:19:04 GMT 10
blueshoes: my SO has been saying that "masks don't help anyway because i read that viruses are too small to be filtered out by surgical masks so theyre pointless"
Jul 13, 2020 16:19:22 GMT 10
Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick. No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. I’m jealous of people that don’t know you! My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works. Behind every fat woman there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, your in the way. Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people. They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured. I can lose weight, but you’ll always be ugly. Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma. You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard. Of course I talk like an idiot, how else would you understand me? My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face. Are you always this stupid or is today a special occasion?
Last Edit: Jan 1, 2019 11:30:57 GMT 10 by SA Hunter
A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, ‘You should’ve been here at 8.30!’ He replies. ‘Why? What happened at 8.30?’
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. ‘This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it you.’ The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, ‘Which do you want, son?’ The boy takes the quarters and leaves. ‘What did I tell you?’ said the barber. ‘That kid never learns!’ Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. ‘Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?’ The boy licked his cone and replied, ‘Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!’
I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please." He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?" "Nah, she can order for herself." And that's when the fight started...
A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.
The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man "Holy crap. That must be my husband!" So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked he jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go. A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, "I AM your husband!" The woman yelled back, "Yeah, then why were you RUNNING?" And that's when the fight started...
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?" And that's when the fight started...
A nurse was on duty in the A&E when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered . . It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for an immediate operation.. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read
. .'Keep off the grass'
Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which read 'Sorry . . . Had to mow the lawn.'